In the Big Time Rush episode that introduces Lucy Stone (who is played by Malese Jow, that's why her name is mentioned in this song), Gustavo names the song that BTR was working on "Pair of Eyes", but Lucy says that name sucks AND IS SO NOT METAL, I mean, not hardcore or whatever. So Kendall renames it to "Paralyzed".

VL is short for vampleek, aka lifelessgarments. He's an underground rapper who likes teenage girls (he's a grown man btw), but I came up with the lyrics for this song when I was 16, so I'm not weird for saying this.

Danny Phantom is my slang word for fentanyl, because his name is Danny FENTon. It's just a silly thing I decided to put in the song. I obviously don't smoke fent bro.

Tony Stark / Coyote Starrk.

I have a Grarrl neopets plushie, and on my neopets account (THAT I CAN'T LOG INTO ANYMORE (Update: This statement is no longer true.)) I have a Techo. They are both yellow. (This statement is also no longer true because I colored my Techno. Now he's Striped.)

I had no reason to lie here, but I did. I have never made a single film in MovieStarPlanet. I only played it once, but that's because QuackityHQ was playing it, and I wanted to join him.

The main character of Zoey 101, is played by Jamie-Lynn SPEARs.

I'm referring to The Greedy Triangle here (if you saw the music video for this song, I put the Greedy Triangle as Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist). idk why I said otters are greedy, I don't know if that's true, I guess I just wanted to diss otters for some reason.

I've been asked by quite a few people why I said this. Basically there's this video that Izaya Tiji posted on his ig story after Rich Amiri beat him in a Fortnite 1v1, and Izaya said a lot of inappropriate stuff relating to chocolate syrup and sprinkles. I thought that was really funny.

The mean girls from the movie Mean Girls, are called the Plastics.

As I said on the page for 2011, this song is about a girl I liked... anyways she has face piercings, and so does Jade West from Victorious. There's an episode of Victorious where Andre has a crush on Jade, and Andre makes music just like me.

Last year I tried to reset my Neopets password because I forgot it (somehow.) So I sent an email to the Neopets Support Team asking for a password reset, and they said they couldn't do that until I answered one of three security questions they asked relating to my account. I couldn't answer ANY of them because I wasn't a NeoDemon dude, so now my account is basically gone. The last time I remember feeding my neopets was in 2022 which was over 200 weeks ago. (UPDATE: 1. I can log into my neopets account again. 2. I explained this horribly because 200 weeks before September of 2024 definitely was not 2022. What I mean was that back in like 2019 - 2020 was when I would actually log into Neopets like everyday, and take care of my pets. In 2022, I only logged in a few times.)

I used to have a crush on Zendaya from like 2013 - 2015. Like, I would go on the disney channel website just to see pictures of zendaya, and dream that we were like married and stuff. I was a weirdo. lol. Oh yeah, also I used to think Bella Thorne was cute too around that time, not as much as Zendaya tho.

The CRAZY part is taken from the theme song of Shake It Up called Shake It Up (sung by Selena Gomez, I never knew that until last year). And Rotten To The Core is a song from the Disney Channel Original Movie, Descendants.

There's this mobile game that I used to play called Running Fred or something (Imagine Temple Run, but you're running away from the Grim Reaper) then I also mentioned Fred Figglehorn.

ExciteBike (NES game), and pedal like bike pedal, or petal like flower petal (Is that the right spelling?, idk man).

Knives Chau from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

In the episode "Frenched" from O'Grady (show that aired on The N), Abby goes on a trip to France, and Kevin is sad because he likes her and she's gonna leave.

The girl that this song is about told me that she went to Italy.

Yodieland is a phrase created by Fulcrum aka damianluck925 (goat). It basically just means to get high like, "I'm high asf, I'm in Yodieland rn". Faded also means to get high, but I said it because like the connection faded away.

In Wizards of Waverly Place, Alex dated a guy named Dean in season 1, and some of season 2.

In the Hannah Montana book "Rock The Waves" (original story, not based on an episode, so if you search up "Talen Wright" you will not find ANYTHING related to Hannah Montana). Miley likes a guy named Talen.

For some reason, Invader Zim is like the most popular thing amongst like scene kids and stuff. Just go into any Hot Topic, you will see Invader Zim stuff the moment you walk in.

The slogan or whatever for The N was "Real. Life. Now."

Noggin was the channel that The N aired on up until it became it's own channel (except for Dish users lol).

I said this because in the first chapter of YuGiOh, I think Joey (I don't remember) threw Yugi's pyramid puzzle thingy (I forgot the name of it) underwater, and Yugi was sad.

Her name is Knives Chau, but Chau sounds like Ciao, which is how to say Goodbye in some foreign language, I don't remember which one.

I would see the girl that this song is about at my sister's friends church which is like half an hour away from our highschool, it was the craziest thing ever dude, I freaked the freak out dude. Anyways, Starboy and Outtatown are these producers (If you've listened to pretty much any Ken Carson song, you've probably heard their tags before) and Outtatown sounds like Out of town.

This song is about ANOTHER girl that I liked (months after 2011 girl, not the person on the cover but you know). But I literally only spoke to her like twice.

There's an episode of iCarly titled, "iStart a Fan War".

Miranda Cosgrove (who plays Carly Shay) has a song on the iCarly Soundtrack titled, "Headphones On".

Serial Experiments: Lain, and Zoom! was a show on PBS. I have never watched either.

Magic the Gathering. I have never played it.

ProTools is a software program created by Avid. I have used this software before, but not to record this song or any other song on 2012.

There's a video of a guy in a classroom saying, "You gotta teach these kids instead of handing them a friggin' packet yo". The guy in the video has long hair.

Since I started working on 2010, I didn't want to use my deep voice in my music anymore because I thought it sounded bad. So I had to watch a lot, a lot of tutorials on how to raise your larynx (this thingy in your throat that makes your voice sound the way it does), and pretty much every larynx raising tutorial was for transgender people. By the way, I still don't really know how to raise my larynx, it's too hard... :(

Hermione Granger from Harry Potter is really good at this spell called like Wenguardian Leviosa or something that. It makes things go up in the air (levitate).

This line is about ANOTHER girl I liked (months after i saw u girl) her name online is Grimy. That's why it's capitalized.

In a lot of Roblox simulators, you can get pets, and in a lot of them you can combine multiple of the same pet to get a shiny pet which is better than the normal one. I'm basically just calling myself a loser.

Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead. If you don't know what song that is, it's "XO Tour Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert".

Everypony is how you say "everybody" in the My Little Pony universe.

ELO is like rank in competitive video games or something.

a lot of people say I'm emo because I wear lots of black clothing, and I listen to rock music and stuff, and sometimes I'll post dark stuff like with blood or whatever.

Mijo means son in spanish, I actually do not have a son, or a daughter (geo reference).

KDR (Kill Death Ratio) is this thing in competitive video games. I'm basically saying if your KDR is like really high, like astronomically high, you're probably a neck beard, and we all know what website attracts neck beards (4chan), and we all kn...

COD is short for Call of Duty, this is carrying over from the last line, but instead of throwing out allegations, I just say NEET, which is short for Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Basically just someone who lives in their parents basement, no job, not looking for a job, so they're not even unemployed because, you need to be in search of a job to actually be unemployed, so they're just not in the labor force. I sound so hateful rn, I'm sorry. I never realized how mean I sound in this song.

Fun Fact: If you don't have a Wii sensor bar, you can use two candles as an alternative.

There's an episode of iCarly where they go to the HQ of the Dingo Channel (spoof of the Disney Channel (spoof is a funny word)) to tell them to stop copying their webshow (I think the writers of iCarly got mad at Sonny with a Chance but idk, it definitely is Disney tho because in the episode, they find the frozen head of "Mr. Dingo" (spoof of Walt Disney)).

Loca / Loco means crazy in spanish. Yes, I know loca is the feminine version of the word, but loco doesn't rhyme with mocha. I sound a little loco right now.

Starting with 2010, I added distortion to my vocals to make it sound like it's coming from a crappy toy made to play episodes of Spongebob for kids. But now that I think about it, I think soda fizzes, not fuzzes, but you get the idea.

Mercedes Maxwell is a very beautiful lady. So is Mercedes Griffin from Big Time Rush.

In the Salem Witch Trials, they like, killed women who they thought were witches, and they would like, burn them alive until they were dead. (Apparently they only killed like 13 people from this, they didn't raid an entire village killing hundreds of women). Anyways, you can probably burn calories from drinking tea, maybe, if not, you probably don't gain much, as long as you don't add sugar and stuff.

Dumb Ways To Die. Like the internet song made to teach train safety.

Naruto Shippuden Spoilers Ahead: Might Guy goes Eight Gates to fight Madara, and he ends up like burning himself or something and then he's in a wheelchair for the rest of the series. Oh yeah, and this song is about tea that's on fire.

A week before I made this song, there was this really big fire in California. That sucks. or should I say... IT BLOWS. sorry.

Freak the Freak Out is the title of a song, and two part episode of Victorious. Also Tori Vega from Victorious does not have a driver's license, so she is not allowed to drive. When I recorded this song, I also didn't have a driver's license, but I thought I did for like a year because I passed my drivers test, but apparently I didn't give them some papers from school even though I SWEAR I did, but whatever, that doesn't matter I actually do have a driver's license now.

Dual Screen Lite, like a DS Lite (Nintendo Handheld Console). Imagine if the screen was its face, then you folded it down, it's face would be down, like it's sad.

I'm pretty sure the first 5 Touhou games are not canon.

VHS (Video Home System, that's a sucky name btw) reached its peak or something in the year 1983.

DVD (Digital Video Disc) reached its peak or something in the year 2005.

I'm not an expert, but basically how captions work on TVs is that, there's this space at the tippy top of the TV that the viewer can't see, so they use that space to add extra information that can be read as subtitles or something like that.

When I say DC, I mean Disney Channel, not Washington D.C.

The Disney Channel Logo used to be Mickey Mouse's ears up until 2014 when it just became the normal disney logo with "channel" at the bottom. The ears were in the "i" in Disney. It's still like that today. The logo from 2002 - 2014 was so cool, why did they change it?

SEE the LAB. I'm referencing Sealab 2021 which is a show on adult swim.

Disney XD.

If you hold the ALT key, then press the 3 key on the number pad (the section on the right of a keyboard that has numbers and stuff) you will type this "♥".

There are two different types of screen scan thingys, Interpolated and Progressive. Interpolated Scans split the screen into two sets of lines, and each line is read skipping the next, you'll usually see this in old cameras. Progressive scans just read each line of the screen one by one, you'll see this like everywhere else. So if you've ever wondered why on YouTube the resolutions will say like "720p" or "1080p", the "p" is short for "Progressive".

There's this technique that a lot of people use to "clean" DVDs that are scratched, you just breathe on it, and wipe it with your shirt. This method works as long as your DVD doesn't like have any deep cuts in it or whatever. And Tanjiro from Demon Slayer breathes and stuff. We all breathe, but his breathing is like special and stuff.

I explained this in the song page, but a PVD (Personal Video Disc) was the format used for the VideoNow. I'm basically just calling myself a loser since PVDs have very little storage compared to DVDs which is why the video quality on VideoNows are so low, they had to be super compressed.

PVDs are 8cm wide just like GameCube discs, so a PVD can fit inside of a GameCube disc slot, but if you put one in a normal DVD player, like one manufactured by JVC, it would just look out of place because of how small it is. (I'm basically calling myself a loser again.)

Compact Discs are made with polycarbonate which is a very strong material (according to the internet), CDs can definitely snap without much effort.

Similar to the JVC line, it's not that a CD in the shape of a star wouldn't fit into a disc tray, it would look out of place, like it doesn't fit in. I'm basically just calling myself a loser.

Mitchell Musso (You might know him as Oliver from Hannah Montana, or Jeremy from Phineas and Ferb) was on a show on Disney Channel called PrankStars (I've only heard of it). But anyways Mitchell Musso ALSO got a DUI which got him kicked off of the Disney shows he was on at the time.

CDs are read by having a red laser shine down on each of the tiny holes on the disc. If you've ever tampered with a disc player of some sort and it said, "DO NOT TOUCH LASER" or something, it's because the laser needs to stay in a straight line.

PVDs are the same size as miniDVDs but there are cameras that use miniDVDs as their form of storage. (I made a disstrack on my miniDVD camcorder because it sucks)

Despite my name having spanish in it, I do not understand the language.

I'm not going through that entire explanation again, so read the notes for the first line of this song again if you forgot.

Bruno Bucciarati from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure tastes peoples sweat to determine if they're lying or not.

My hands are usually cold irl, like not warm. And rappers love saying "Ice on my wrist" to signify that they have a diamond bracelet on, and DanTDM is short for Dan The Diamond Minecart.

A bunch of people found out about an episode of the Nickelodeon show KaBlam! that was "lost" and never aired or something. This is proven to be NOT true by the creator of the show. wait, why did I connect that to my hands, idk lol.

Bam Margera.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki (two cities in Japan) got nuked by the US in 1945. Not too sure how this connects to my hands, oh well.

Back in like 2017, or whenever that was, Lil Tay was like an annoying little girl who just flexxed on everybody and stuff. I'm pretty sure she doesn't do that anymore, or like if she does it's sarcastic. But I said that because after like a month of no new music, I released this song, and I was basically saying the music I've been working on now is a lot better than the stuff I made in the past.

I didn't say this because I released 2012 in May of 2025, this song came out on December 25, 2024. I said it because I just expected 2012 to release by the time I graduated. (it didn't... missed the deadline by 1 day.)

Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender can bend (manipulate) fire.

When I made this song, people on the internet used to say "808 essentially means a crash out", and if you've ever downloaded a drumkit, you're probably familiar with the Zaytoven 808 (Zaytoven is a producer).

Bells are the currency in Animal Crossing. NeoPoints and NeoCash are currencies in Neopets. Robux is the currency in Roblox. V-Bucks are the currency in Fortnite.

I'm an idiot. What I meant to say was, "I'm a rock just like Angelo", but I literally never realized I made this error until I put this song on spotify (5 months after I made it). But basically Josuke Higashikata from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure turned some dude into a rock.

I've only seen like 4 episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion, but in those few episodes, Rei was like badly injured, and she couldn't move much.

Degrassi: The Next Generation is a Canadian television drama that Drake (Aubrey Graham) acted in. (His character got shot, and he had to be in a wheelchair lol, JOJO REFERENCE) also Degrassi SUCKS.

Anne Frank and her family had to live underground so that they wouldn't get caught by the Germans. I said this line because in the previous line, I say that I'm in the grass.

I don't have any notes for this song because, I kinda explain everything in the actual song, and in the page for the song at the very bottom.

Like the name suggests, this song is about the America Online Instant Messenger (AIM). The reason I made a song about that software was because, around that time I had just finished reading Jennette McCurdy's book, I'm Glad My Mom Died, and there's this part in the book where Jennette mentions one of her first interactions with Miranda Cosgrove, and Miranda asks her "Do you have AIM?", but Jennette thought she meant like throwing. I thought that was pretty funny. It reminded me of those memes where it'll say something like, "Back in my day, Apple and Blackberry were fruits!" I got off topic, what was I saying? oh yeah, and the 1099 part is from the demo CDs or whatever, the trial CDs, that's what I meant to say. Apparently, they would be sent in the mail, and you'd get a certain number of hours to use AIM for free, lots of them had 1099 hours. I wasn't alive when this software was popular, I just know this information from YouTubers like Michael MJD.

On Neopets.com there was this thing called Trudy's Surprise. It was, well not was, the website is still up. It is a slot machine that lets you spin it for prizes everyday. Back when I had access to my neopets account, I used to always forget to spin, and then I would be sad/mad.

Disney Channel used to cancel shows after like 65 episodes, even if they were super popular. But recently, I saw a video of Joey Bragg (from Liv and Maddie) explaining that Disney would also rebrand a show after 3 seasons (example: Suite Life of Zack & Cody --> Suite Life on Deck) just so that they wouldn't have to pay the actors as much. Anyways, in this song it's basically like, I meet this girl somewhere out in the city, but I DON'T WANNA TAKE UP ALL (her) TIME, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY FACE, BUT YOU TURNED INTO A PRETTY BIG WASTE OF MY TIME. YOU'RE THE LOIS TYPE, YOU'RE THE LOIS! sorry. So, like I'm only gonna speak to her for a minute (60 seconds) then leave.

Joe Swanson is a character from the television show, Family Guy. He cannot move his legs and thus, must sit in a wheelchair. His wife, Bonnie Swanson is voiced by Jennifer Tilly.

America Online also had an internet service that used a dial-up connection or something like that. I don't really know, I wasn't around back then, no one that I know personally has told me about any of this stuff. Just look up "Dial-up Internet".

Other term for username. On AIM they were called screen names.

For dial-up internet to work, it had to be connected to a phone line. So like, you couldn't surf the web and talk on the phone at the same time. I don't know if I should've said "bandwidth's slow" or "bandwidth's low", I hope it doesn't make much of a difference.

Cole, Kai, and Zane are characters from LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Cole is my favorite ninja. Kai is the main character, so if he's you're favorite that automatically makes you BORING. I hate Zane. Ever since I found out about his secret (I don't want to spoil the show for you if you were planning on watching it) I stopped liking Zane, also ice powers are pretty lame to me. sorry.

PTV - Pierce the Veil (post-hardcore band).

MTV - Music Television (television channel that airs Ridiculousness all day). (also I heard that it's getting shut down soon? is that real?).

The sitting in a tree thing is from that one song that's like "[Person A] and [Person B] sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage". Then the next part, I saw it in some video on Instagram. So, "08" is 2008, and "Weegee" is this like YTP (YouTube Poop (style of highly edited videos on YouTube)) character. (Don't think I'm uncultured, I just suck at explaining stuff, I love YTPs, I still watch them to this day.) Anyways, the video I saw was a bunch of people talking about King Von, saying he was evil and stuff, but they switched the caption from "How King Von was moving in 2020" to "How Weegee was moving in 2008". It was very funny, I laughed a lot.

In the All Grown Up! episode "Bad Kimi", Kimi starts hanging out with this guy named Z, and he has super spikey hair, and wears boots. He looks like he's into punk rock. Kimi seems like she would like the scene subculture, in the episode I mentioned earlier, she dyes her hair pink.

A while before I wrote this song, this girl I liked (the one from iLevitate) called me a "Scene Queen". (personally, I'll take that as a compliment. Just saying.) Anyways, Peter Parker aka. Spider-Man is from Queens, New York. Selena Gomez used to release music with some other guys, so together they were called "Selena Gomez & The Scene".

The name of the child who's soul is inside of Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's is Jeremy.

E.G. Daily is the voice actor of Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.

The Trail of Tears was this event in history when the Europeans made the Americans (the native ones) move off of their land. It had absolutely nothing to do with water. Dasani is a brand that sells water.

There's an episode of Johnny Test where Johnny and Dukey are playing the "Say Uncle" game. Basically they attack each other until someone says "Uncle" so that they will stop getting attacked. Roblox got rid of the Guest feature a few years ago (it was more than a few), like all Guests were killed by Roblox and stuff.

I have a bunch of lines relating to Annoying Orange in this song lol, but Apple is a character from that series / YouTube channel. "to bother" or "to annoy" translates to "molestar" in spanish.

The HTML language code for spanish is "es", which is a language I do not understand. In the last line, spanish is referenced in it.

This is also related to the last two lines. Not only do I not know the spoken language, spanish. I do not know the coding language, BASIC. I only know some HTML and CSS, which are the coding languages used to make this website!

In the Annoying Orange series, whenever someone says, "KNIFE!", a knife appears and slices a character (usually the one being annoyed by orange) and essentially kills them. I also mentioned Videl from Dragon Ball Z because she got beat up by that one guy in the Budokai Tenkaichi during the Buu Saga.